
Supreme Court Rejects World’s Dumbest Legal Theory, Accidentally Protecting Birth Control
Now right-wing extremists have to go with plan B...
Now right-wing extremists have to go with plan B...
Even the FIFTH Circuit knows this isn't constitutional.
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That's not how any of this works.
Republican jurists may not think women deserve autonomy over their own bodies, but they sure can have their own bank accounts -- that just *happen* to accept money from right wing sources with business before the judges.
Maybe judges can't just reverse engineer opinions for shock value.
Judge's contempt order shows contempt for facts, law, and grammar.
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Law schools keep getting played by these people.
What could possibly go wrong?
Love the sinner. Hate the sin. Refuse service to the patient. Give 'em bad bedside manner too.
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One presumes they thought this was really funny.
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